Showing posts with label Stir Crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stir Crazy. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Monday Puzzle #10 or "Rebecca's the Name, Wild Cow Milking's the Game"


Stir Crazy was brilliant! Not much different than any buddy comedy that’s out today (Pineapple Express, Role Models, etc.). Except for the fact that Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor are geniuses! I loved how Wilder was smiling and laughing during Pryor’s scenes. And Wilder was fantastic – talking to his dead mother, asking to be kept in the box for just one more day…hilarious. But, why didn’t Pryor get a girl in the end? Why was the gay inmate his only love interest?


I had to find out if there actually are prison rodeos – and there are! There’s the Angola Prison Rodeo and the Oklahoma State Prison Rodeo. I can’t figure out if prisons actually compete against each other in rodeos though. One disturbing thing (on top of all the things some activists find disturbing about rodeos) is the Women’s Barrel Racing at the Angola Prison Rodeo. The web site says, “This is the only event in which inmates do not participate. It is a tour stop for The Girl’s Rodeo Association.” I’m just sayin’ that I’m happy that the prison was not one of the stops for my high school girls’ swim team. Although, further research reveals that it is now called the Women’s Professional Rodeo Association and you must be at least 18 to join.

Other events at the Angola Prison Rodeo include Bust Out (“All six chutes open simultaneously, releasing six angry bulls, with temporarily attached inmate cowboys. The last man to remain on the bull wins the event.”), Wild Cow Milking (“Teams of inmate cowboys chase the animals around the arena trying to extract a little milk. The first team to bring milk to the judge wins the prize.”), and Convict Poker (“It’s the ultimate poker game, and even winning has a price. Four inmate cowboys sit at a table in the middle of the arena playing a friendly game of poker. Suddenly, a wild bull is released with the sole purpose of unseating the poker players. The last man remaining seated is the winner.”)

I am loving what I’m learning.

Puzzle #10 – completed with errors. The errors were:

33 down, “Wander about.” I originally had ROAM as the answer. But the other answers forced me to change it to ROME and I was like, “What? NYT Crossword has an error? That’s lame!” I’m so quick to blame others. Turns out the answer is ROVE.

Which explains 44 across, “’Uncle Tom’s Cabin’ girl.” EVA. Not Ema. I have never read Uncle Tom’s Cabin…it’s going on my list.

64 across, “Poker-faced.” I put STONE, but it is STONY. Classic error…gotta keep true to the tense/form of the clue. I was thinking “stone-faced.” Anyway, that made 51 down, “Big maker of office supplies” AVERY, not AVERE. I know that. I think I was just being tired/lazy with this puzzle.

The answers I got right, but don’t genuinely know are:

51 across, “Baseball’s Felipe.” ALOU.

63 across, “Archaic verb ending.” EST. I guess that means “est” would be used at the end of a verb in the olden days?

1 down, “Fancy dressers.” FOPS. I know the word, but it’s one of those words that I hear or read but don’t really know. My good friend Merriam Webster says a fop is, “1. A foolish or silly person 2. A man who is devoted to or vain about his appearance or dress.” I would’ve guessed definition number one. M-W also lists coxcomb and dandy as similar words.

12 down, “Part of ancient Asia Minor.” IONIA.

13 down, “____ Shorthand course.” GREGG. It is a form of shorthand that was founded by John Robert Gregg in 1888 (Wikipedia).

53 down, “Great flair.” ELAN. MW says, “vigorous spirit or enthusiasm.”

Noted that this puzzle had the tried and true clue, “Wide shoe spec.” EEE of course!


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Monday Puzzle #9 or "BMOC Says What?"



The kid likes to do crossword puzzles and he got a hold of my book. It would be fine, if he could read. So, he makes up clues and answers. Luckily I was able to stop him before it turned into a “cute” colored on the floor or got into Mommy’s makeup type situation.


Puzzle nine kinda sucked. I completed it, but just barely. I had to come back to is several times over several hours. Sometimes it just helps to put the puzzle down and then pick it back up again in a few hours with a fresh perspective.


One answer I was happy to get was 34 down, “1980 Wilder/Pryor comedy.” STIR CRAZY. I totally know this (even though I’ve never seen the movie) because I remember when it came out. I really wanted to see it. The trailer looked so funny – I have a flash of a picture of a chicken costume? Anyway, some kid on the playground said he saw it and we were all like, “Oooooh. You saw a rated R movie!” I was 9, so this impressed me.


I was very happy to discover that I can watch Stir Crazy on Netflix online, which I will do tonight (hopefully).


Where I had trouble:


20 across, “Fraction of a joule.” What? Huh? Is that some sort of money or something? No, according to Wikipedia, it is “the derived unit of energy in the International System of Units. It is the energy exerted by a force of one newton acting to move an object through a distance of one metre. Algebraically: 1 J = 1 kg × m (to the 2nd) × s (to the -2nd)” Seriously? Oh please let me have a drink. And, to top it off, the answer is ERG. Erg? That’s what my brain is doing right now. But, again according to Wikipedia, “1 joule is equal to 1 x 10 (to the 7th) ergs.” Next!


21 across, “Danish money.” KRONE. Oh good lord.


24 across, “Shooting marble.” TAW. I’ve seen this clue before. I will see it again. Taw rhymes with blah.


60 across, “Second letter before iota.” ETA. I don’t know the Greek alphabet, even though I lived across from Greek Row freshman year. This will come back to bite me, I’m sure. (As will some of those Greek Row escapades.)


65 across, “Indian title.” RANEE. What?!?!? How many things are there is this world that I don’t know? A ranee (also rani) is a princess or queen in India.


32 down, “Popular coll. guy.” BMOC. Ok, I’m looking at that and I have no idea what it means. Ohhhhhkay. Big Man On Campus.


I have determined that today is not a good crossword puzzle day. I am feeling bitter and sarcastic about the ways of the crossword puzzle. Perhaps Stir Crazy will lighten my mood.